Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The Middle East, simpified


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him:“President Bush, I called you because I had a dream.” Bush: “What was the dream about, Ahmadinejad?” Ahmadinejad: “I dreamed that USA was rebuilt and on the top of each house there was a flag.” Bush: “And what was written on the flag?” Ahmadinejad: “Allah is big, Allah is great!!!” Bush: “You know what, Ahmadinejad, it’s good that you called because I had a dream too. In my dream, Iran was rebuilt and on the top of each building there was a flag too.” Ahmadinejad: “What was written on the flags?” Bush: “I don’t know, I can’t read Hebrew!”

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