ATB - Justify

Justify

Dune-Who wants to live forever

Dear Hasbro:

If you're going to lay off people in your company, make sure it isn't the person who screens the "Word of the Day" list for your website.

Via Fark

UPDATE 02/21/09 THE OPERATION HAS BEEN CALLED OFF

DES MOINES, Iowa – Following publicized reports that the Army National Guard was planning a military training exercise on the streets of a rural Iowa town, the commanding officers have called off the mock "invasion."

The Guard had planned a four-day urban military operation in tiny Arcadia, Iowa, population 443, sending troops to take over the town and search door-to-door for a suspected weapons dealer.

The exercise was designed as a mock scenario to give soldiers the skills needed for deployment in an urban environment, and military officials stressed that only households that consented to be part of the drill would be searched.


http://wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=89527

Alan Keyes Rips Obamanation

Baby Mop

Dune - So beautiful

Stimulis: Because all economies have performance issues

Brandon Heath- Give me your Eyes

This was played at our church's valentine banquet last night.

The theory of evolution of the Coca Cola can.

Billions of years ago, a big bang produced a large rock. As the rock cooled, sweet brown liquid formed on its surface. As time passed, aluminum formed itself into a can, a lid, and a tab. Millions of years later, red and white paint fell from the sky, and formed itself into the words "Coca Cola 12 fluid ounces."

Of course, my theory is an insult to your intellect, because you know that if the Coca Cola can is made, there must be a maker. If it is designed, there must be a designer. The alternative, that it happened by chance or accident, is to move into an intellectual free zone.



The banana-the atheist's nightmare.

Note that the banana:

1. Is shaped for human hand
2. Has non-slip surface
3. Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green-too early,
Yellow-just right,
Black-too late.
4. Has a tab for removal of wrapper
5. Is perforated on wrapper
6. Bio-degradable wrapper
7. Is shaped for human mouth
8. Has a point at top for ease of entry
9. Is pleasing to taste buds
10.Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy


To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can.





TEST ONE
The person who thinks the Coca Cola can had no designer is:
___ A. Intelligent
___ B. A fool
___ C. Has an ulterior motive for denying the obvious



More at http://www.sbea.mtu.edu/users/slstonge/index.html

Remember to check your child's homework

50 Caliber (50 BMG) Myths

The Stethoscope

Evolution of Dance 2

I will never go skydiving

This is why



Good Day: You decide to learn skydiving. Bad Day: Your instructor dies of a heart attack. Worse Day: In mid-air while you're strapped to him

http://www.newsobserver.com/nation_world/story/1389278.html

That ranks up there with the "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers."