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Andy Griffith Movie

TV’s all-time favorite sheriff Andy Taylor returns to Mayberry to bury Aunt Bea, brutally murdered after being dragged behind a motorcycle. Andy finds the town overrun by a sadistic leather-clad biker gang headed by Howard Sprague. But the gang is just muscle for a more sinister plot to steal a nuclear missile and blackmail the federal government, a plot masterminded by the most vile and evil character ever to befoul a nation’s television screens: Goober

Icebacks

While the Minutemen in the south are preventing illegal aliens from entering our southern border, Your's truely, Rex Dart is guarding the northern border, preventing the Red Menace from slipping in from Canada. This one was caught violating U.S. air space. He had in his possession a large bag possibly containing explosives. The bag was detonated in a remote area for safety.

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You might be a "Gun Nut"

You might be a "Gun Nut" if:-----you have ever loaded a drawer up with so much ammo that you can't open it-----when someone asks how many guns you have, you have to think about it for a minute-----you have ever bought ammo in a caliber that none of your guns fire-----the guns you took to the range cost more then your car-----you carry a different gun every day of the week-----whenever you can't decide which gun to get, you get both-----you get your wife/girlfriend to wear Hoppes 9 instead of her usual perfume.-----you take so many guns to the range and don't shoot half of them.-----you have an extra room in your house just for ammo and guns.-----your home page is set to a firearms related webpage.-----you count the number of bullets that people shoot in a movie and then scream a top of your lungs BULLSH**!!! when a guy using a revover mows down a battalion of criminals without reloading.--- you know more about the Constitution than your lawyer.--- your wife leaves you and you don't mind. Your dog gets run over by a truck and you barely flinch. But you accidentally drop your favorite gun, gets scratched and you cry a river.---- if you ever thought to do your own "Gun Buy-Back" program. Let's face it, even a Saturday Night Special for a $20 Blockbuster Gift Card is a good deal.---- if you have more holster than Imelda Marcos had shoes.---- if you never stop looking for pre-ban hi-cap magazines... even in a supermarket.-----if you can field strip any firearm you own hanging upside down and blindfolded-----if you have ever bought a gun to fill an old holster someone gave you. (So many times I can no longer count 'em.)---- if you have ever bought a gun to shoot up a half-filled 20-round box of ammo someone gave you, because you didn't have a rifle in that caliber yet. Ditto for when someone gives you an old set of reloading dies in some obscure caliber.-----if you have ever accidentally run a pocket pistol through the wash and spin cycles, still in your pants pocket.----- if you do not own a single fabric-based item (clothing, bags or suitcases) that does NOT set off the explosives trace detector at the airport.-----if you have ever bought a gun that is identical to TWO you already own, because the first two are out-of-production NIB examples and you can't bring yourself to shoot them.-----When buying something with pocket change, you have to pick the dimes and quarters out of a handful of loose ammo.-----if you regularly find guns around the house and in far corners of the safe that you have no memory of buying ... and such discoveries no longer surprise you.-----if you have ever busted a spring on your car from piling too much ammo in the trunk on the way to a shoot.-----For you NFA junkies: You know the birthday of your BATF examiner, even though you can't remember your wife's.-----if you have ever researched a firearm you own to find out the date it was manufactured ... and then thrown a birthday party for it.-----if you go to WalMart for back-to-school supplies, then must explain to your wife why that includes 1k of 9mm Win white box.-----if your dog is "Dog" and your cat is "Cat," but each of your guns has a name. (Well, at least the guns you're closest to -- ya know, the ones you've bonded with.)-----when you say "Damn ! That is a sexy looking piece!", your wife knows you are not looking at another woman.----- whenever you see a story on TV about a gator spotted in a neighborhood, you think "Crap, there goes another target of opportunity."----- if your AR, after installing all the new gadgets, now weighs more than a FAL.----- if any time a wheather person on TV gives the latest update on the hurricane du jour, you wonder if you have enough ammo.---- if your hurricane panels have shooting ports.-----if you have to have additional homeowner's insurance specifically for firearms.-----if the cops have ever called Homeland Security after pulling you over-----if you have ever carried more then two guns at once-----when the local gunshop needs an obscure magazine, they call you-----when you call your local rep's office, the guy who answers groans and says "I'll tell him again not to vote for AWB" as soon as he hears your name-----if you have more holsters then pants-----if the movers all groan when they see your gunsafe-----if you spend half an hour bitching about how the good guy in the movie killed 20 badguys firing full-auto from the hip-----if your spend another half an hour explaining how the movie would have been over in 10 minutes if any of the bad guys victims had a gun-----if you regularly just sit and stare at your guns for a while, and the rest of your family doesn't find this strange-----if you reach into your pocket for change at the local 7-11 and pull out loose ammo along with your change.-----if the guy working at the 7-11 knows you and isn't surprised.-----if you have a poster of Burt Gummer holding an 8 bore rifle. ("Guess you broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya!")-----if you can actually take a nap in a gun range.-----if you felt a knot in your stomach when they showed US Soldiers destroying a cache of brand spanking new AK-74 on the news.-----if you considered that the cheaply goldplated HK MP-5 was reason enough to oust Hussein.-----When you mount a tripod, bayonet and flash suppressor to your N.A.A. 22 MINI MAG------If you do a complete breakdown of all your weapons just to stay in practice - "especially if you haven't made it to the range lately"------if you find more .22LR than loose change when you clean out your car.------if your nightstand is stacked with gun rags and firearm technical and reloading manuals.------if you build a portable reloading system so you can reload in the family room and not miss your favorite tv-show.----if the local SWAT teams stop by your house for guns and ammo before heading out to the big bust.

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The Galil

Ding Fries are Done

Gunner Santa

Party of Tolerance

Except for Christians

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Go to The Light

Crack Ho of the Week

Whitney Houston

Weapon of the Week

The XM25 air-burst assault weapon is a next-generation, semi-automatic weapon system designed for effectiveness against enemies protected by walls, dug into foxholes, or hidden in hard-to-reach places.
The XM25 provides the soldier with a 300 to 500% increase in hit probability to defeat point, area, and defilade targets out to 500 meters. The weapon features revolutionary high-explosive, air-burst ammunition programmed by the weapon's target acquisition/fire control system.
It includes five different types of ammunition:
- Thermobaric
- Flechette- Training- High Explosive Air Bursting- Non-Lethal"

Donkey Lie

Joe Lieberman

Moveon.org vs Senior Citizens

This startling footage shows a recent confrontation between a group of Moveon.org demonstrators (dressed in red) in Madison,WI, and some senior citizens out for a stroll. The Moveon crowd were chanting "Death to Americans in Iraq," which provoked the seniors, many of them veterans. The groups were soon engaged in what can only be described as a bloody free for all. The mêlée ended with the red army (mostly students from the Univ. of Wisconsin) fleeing for their lives. Most were run down by senior citizens riding Hoveround scooters, and beaten to death with canes and crutches. No seniors were harmed. Details of the riot have been suppressed by the MSM, who were on the losing side.

Sex

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My Name is Rex

Release the AGRONOX

Great Video

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The Bushwacker
Shown with a S&W 329
for comparison

Jews That Care About Christmas

WASHINGTON (AP) Dec. 2, 2005 - "Why would a group of Jews who don't celebrate Christmas care about the disappearance of Christmas?"
That question was asked and answered by Don Feder (FED'-ur), president of Jews Against Anti-Christian Defamation, at a Washington news conference.
Feder, Rabbi Daniel Lapin, human rights activist Michael Horowitz and comedian Jackie Mason defended Christmas as a positive expression of the religious values that have made America a safe haven for the Jewish people.
Lapin said Jews who oppose any mention of Christmas are generally those whose only claim to Judaism is a rejection of Jesus.

Kiki

Principal's Office

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ATF

Not concealed carry

Dumb Bitch Cindy Sheehan

whatka mean I'm wrong

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Romak 3
aka SSG-97
aka FPK

Little Miss Muffet

God Gets All The Hot Chicks

Nuns With Guns

Happy Thanksgiving

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Captain Ouimette

A current historical account of Terrorism against the US ~ This is not very long, but very informative. You have to read the catalogue of events in this brief piece. Then, ask yourself how anyone can take the position that all we have to do is bring our troops home from Iraq, sit back, reset the snooze alarm, go back to sleep, and no one will ever bother us again. In case you missed it, World War III began in November 1979... That alarm has been ringing for years. US Navy Captain Ouimette is the Executive Officer at Naval Air Station, Pensacola, Florida. Here is a copy of the speech he gave last month. It is an accurate account of why we are in so much trouble today and why this action is so necessary. AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP! That's what we think we heard on the 11th of September 2001 (When more than 3,000 Americans were killed -AD) and maybe it was, but I think it should have been "Get Out of Bed!" In fact, I think the alarm clock has been buzzing since 1979 and we have continued to hit the snooze button and roll over for a few more minutes of peaceful sleep since then. It was a cool fall day in November 1979 in a country going through a religious and political upheaval when a group of Iranian students attacked and seized the American Embassy in Tehran. This seizure was an outright attack on American soil; it was an attack that held the world's most powerful country hostage and paralyzed a Presidency. The attack on this sovereign U. S. embassy set the stage for events to follow for the next 25 years. America was still reeling from the aftermath of the Vietnam experience and had a serious threat from the Soviet Union when then, President Carter, had to do something. He chose to conduct a clandestine raid in the desert. The ill-fated mission ended in ruin, but stood as a symbol of America's inability to deal with terrorism. America's military had been decimated and down sized/right sized since the end of the Vietnam War. A poorly trained, poorly equipped and poorly organized military was called on to execute a complex mission that was doomed from the start. Shortly after the Tehran experience, Americans began to be kidnapped and killed throughout the Middle East. America could do little to protect her citizens living and working abroad. The attacks against US soil continued. In April of 1983 a large vehicle packed with high explosives was driven into the US Embassy compound in Beirut. When it explodes, it kills 63 people. The alarm went off again and America hit the Snooze Button once more. Then just six short months later in 1983 a large truck heavily laden down with over 2500 pounds of TNT smashed through the main gate of the US Marine Corps headquarters in Beirut and 241 US servicemen are killed. America mourns her dead and hit the Snooze Button once more. Two months later in December 1983, another truck loaded with explosives is driven into the US Embassy in Kuwait, and America continues her slumber. The following year, in September 1984, another van was dr iven into the gate of the US Embassy in Beirut and America slept. Soon the terrorism spreads to Europe. In April 1985 a bomb explodes in a restaurant frequented by US soldiers in Madrid. Then in August 1985 a Volkswagen loaded with explosives is driven into the main gate of the US Air Force Base at Rhein-Main, 22 are killed and the snooze alarm is buzzing louder and louder as US interests are continually attacked. Fifty-nine days later in 1985 a cruise ship, the Achille Lauro is hijacked and we watched as an American in a wheelchair is singled out of the passenger list and executed. The terrorists then shift their tactics to bombing civilian airliners when they bomb TWA Flight 840 in April of 1986 that killed 4 and the most tragic bombing, Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland in 1988, killing 259. Clinton treated these terrorist acts as crimes; in fact we are still trying to bring these people to trial. These are acts of war. The wake up alarm is getting louder and louder. The terrorists decide to bring the fight to America. In January 1993, two CIA agents are shot and killed as they enter CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia. The following month, February 1993, a group of terrorists are arrested after a rented van packed with explosives is driven into the underground parking garage of the World Trade Center in New York City. Six people are killed and over 1000 are injured. Still this is a crime and not an act of war? The Snooze alarm is depressed again. Then in November 1995 a car bomb explodes at a US military complex in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia killing seven service men and women. A few months later in June of 1996, another truck bomb explodes only 35 yards from the US military compound in Dhahran, Saudi Arabia. It destroys the Khobar Towers, a US Air Force barracks, killing 19 and injuring over 500. The terrorists are getting braver and smarter as they see that America does not respond decisively. They move to coordinate their attacks in a simultaneous attack on two US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania. These attacks were planned with precision. They kill 224. America responds with cruise missile attacks and goes back to sleep. The USS Cole was docked in the port of Aden, Yemen for refueling on 12 October 2000, when a small craft pulled along side the ship and exploded killing 17 US Navy Sailors. Attacking a US War Ship is an act of war, but we sent the FBI to investigate the crime and went back to sleep. And of course you know the events of 11 September 2001. Most Americans think this was the first attack against US soil or in America. How wrong they are. America has been under a constant attack since 1979 and we chose to hit the snooze alarm and roll over and go back to sleep. In the news lately we have seen lots of finger pointing from every high official in government over what they knew and what they didn't know. But if you've read the papers and paid a little attention I think you can see exactly what they knew. You don't have to be in the FBI or CIA or on the National Security Council to see the pattern that has been developing since 1979. The President is right on when he says we are engaged in a war. I think we have been in a war for the past 25 years and it will continue until we as a people decide enough is enough. America needs to "Get out of Bed" and act decisively now. America has been changed forever. We have to be ready to pay the price and make the sacrifice to ensure our way of life continues. We cannot afford to keep hitting the snooze button again and again and roll over and go back to sleep. After the attack on Pearl Harbor, Admiral Yamamoto said "... it seems all we have done is awakened a sleeping giant." This is the message we need to disseminate to terrorists around the world. Support Our Troops and support President Bush for having the courage, political or militarily, to address what so many who preceded him didn't have the backbone to do, both Democrat and Republican. This is not a political thing to be hashed over in an election year this is an AMERICAN thing. This is about our Freedom and the Freedom of our children in years to come. If you believe in stopping terrorism "over there", consider forwarding it to as many people as you wish, especially to the young people and all those who dozed off in history class and who seem so quick to protest such a necessary military action. If you don't believe it, just delete it and go back to sleep!

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The MP5K Briefcase

Exactly

Marines never do.

Got Ammo?

Bush Lied?

Imagine

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San Francisco

France